Spiral Notes

Spiral Notes
By Jeremy
Last week: 9-5
Season total: 64-37
Against-the-spread: 9-5
Season ATS: 61-38
Lock-of-the-Week: 4-3
I’m back. After a week in karma’s shit-house, I got back on track.
Tampa Bay(5-2) at Dallas(4-3) NL
Still no line on this game. A bummer for problem gamblers like myself. Cowboys 28, Buccs 27
Buffalo(5-1) at Miami(2-4) +2
So the Bills are 5-1 huh? They must be good or something. I call bullshit. Upset Special: Phins 32, Bills 31
San Diego(3-4) at New Orleans(3-4)(in London) +3.5
Both of these teams need a win or they’re douched. The Saints with be without Reggie Bush, so good luck with all that. Bolts 23, Saints 7
Atlanta(4-2) at Philadelphia(3-3) -9
The Eagles are due for a physical beatdown in a game they should win. Eagles 19, Falcons 8
Oakland(2-4) at Baltimore(3-3) -7
Much like last year, the Raiders are kinda spunky. Except for Al Davis. He is still Bernie from ‘Weekend at Bernies’. Keep proping up that head. Ravens 36, Raiders 21
Washington(5-2) at Detroit(0-6) +7.5
I know this tiny line is a response to Wash. choking against an undefeated team last week, but damn. Washington 13, Loins 3
St. Louis(2-4) at New England(4-2) -7
So apparently the Pats are pretty good. Its my take-it-to-Wendover-lock-of-the-week: Pats 34, Rams 14
Kansas City(1-5) at NY Jets(3-3) -12.5
12 and a half? Really? Have they seen Brett Favre play over the past five years? Jets 23, Chefs 18
Arizona(4-2) at Carolina(5-2) -4.5
If the Cards could somehow win this, it would serve notice to the rest of the NFC that ‘hey! These guys aren’t a fucking joke like we all thought.’ Panthers 22, Cards 17
Cleveland(2-4) at Jacksonville(3-3) -7
For some reason, this is the least interesting game of the week to me. Jags 27, Browns 14
Seattle(1-5) at San Francisco(2-5) -4.5
Is Seneca Wallace still prominently involved? Niners 34, Hawks 27
Cincinnati(0-7) at Houston(2-4) -9.5
That’s a huge line for a not-that-great Houston team. Plus, everybody knows the Bengals will win at some point. Texans 38, Bengals 31
NY Giants(5-1) at Pittsburgh(5-1) -3
Anybody else notice how the NFC East went from great to shitty in a matter of two weeks? Well the Giants are probably still pretty good, just maybe not good enough to win in the ‘Burgh. Steelers 23, Giants 17
Indianapolis(3-3) at Tennessee(6-0) -4
All right, this is it. It really is. If the Titans can beat the Colts, that means the Peyton Manning-era has officially jumped the shark. I’ll be praying. Titans 35, Colts 20
Agree/Disagree? Don’t care.