Spiral Notes

By Jeremy Last week: 6-8
Season total: 56-32
Against-the-Spread: 5-8
Season ATS: 52-33
I suck-dot-com. Finally all my shit talk caught up with me and the karma-gods bitch slapped me. Whatever.
San Diego(3-3) at Buffalo(4-1) pick 'em
Bold prediction: San Diego at Tennesse in AFC Title game. Bolts 21, Bills 17
Minnesota(3-3) at Chicago(3-3) -3.5
The Bears are going to win this awful division. Bears 33, Vikes 25
Pittsburgh(4-1) at Cincinnati(0-6) +9.5
Rivalry games are always supposed to be close, aren't they. Steelers 37, Bengals 21
Tennessee(5-0) at Kansas City(1-4) +9
Say what you want about the Titans and their drunk old quarterback, that is a good-ass team. Titans 20, Chefs 10
Dallas(4-2) at St. Louis(1-4) +7
The Cowboys set the record this week for the most people in history giving up on a 4-and-2 team. They still have some good players I think. Cowboys 33, Rams 24
Baltimore(2-3) at Miami(2-3) -3
I love the Wildcat Offense, but if the Chargers did it they could run it with Eric Weddle, just like it was designed. Phins 20, Ravens 18
San Francisco(2-4) at NY Giants(4-1) -10.5
The Giants will bounce after taking a big dump on the field last Monday. Giants 34, Niners 21
New Orleans(3-3) at Carolina(4-2) -3
NO has to actually start winning some of these showdown games if they want to be around come playoff time. Panthers 27, Saints 23
Detroit(0-5) at Houston(1-4) -9.5
The 1-4 Texans are nine and a half point favorites? Really? Texans 35, Loins 28
NY Jets(3-2) at Oakland(1-4) +3.5
Pretty much every addicted gambler in the world is picking the Jets in this game. And you know what that means, the casinos are about to get richer. Jets 27, Raiders 24
Indianapolis(3-2) at Green Bay(3-3) +2
What did I tell you about Peyton Manning? Why do I get the feeling already that he's gonna find a way to screw up my earlier AFC Title game prediction? Its my take-it-to-Wendover-lock-of-the-week: Colts 27, Pack 18
Cleveland(2-3) at Washington(4-2) -7.5
Washington can't play that bad and Cleveland can't play that good. At least not two weeks in a row. Washington 38, Browns 24
Seattle(1-4) at Tampa Bay(4-2) -10.5
So Seattle is counting on Seneca Wallace to save their season. Good luck with all that. Buccs 27, Hawks 14
Denver(4-2) at New England(3-2) -3
The Pats aren't perfect, and they are just a shell of what they were last year. But I'm still not counting them out, at least not yet. Pats 13, Broncs 6
Agree/Disagree? Whatever