Jeremyball

By Jeremy

Random Thoughts on Dumb Shit

Spain chokes
So those chokers from Spain didn't even wait for the knockout round to lose a big one. Here's a stupid piece of trivia: In the past three World Cups, only three teams have advanced past round one after losing their opener. That's three teams out of 24 groups. So in other words, good luck with all that you Spanish douchebags.

Back to the NBA
Dwight Howard is a tool. Alright he's not that bad, but something must be done about his nickname. Superman? Really? Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one? It is easily the second laziest nickname in sports behind 'Lefty'. Thanks for that one, to the horde of 60-year-old white men known as the golf media. Yeah I'm talking about you Jim Nantz. Pussy.

So here's my suggestion for a new nickname for Dwight Howard: Goliath

It refers to both his dominating physical stature, and his tendency to be a preachy Bible-Thumper.

Back to the vuvulzas
I know that's not how you spell it, but I can't muster even an ounce of 'give a shit'. Why are the Euros in futbol so whiny about everything? Give it a rest Pierre. And while you're at it, take a shower.