| Team | Odds To Win Cup |
| Italy | 10-to-1 |
| Paraguay | 40-to-1 |
| Slovakia | 150-to-1 |
| New Zealand | 1000-to-1 |
I'm with Jeremy. I absolutely hate how easy those cheese-eating Italians have it in group play. Hell, even when they win their group, they're going to draw a patsy in the Danes or Cameroon in the round of 16. After that though, they're going to get exposed for what they really are against Brazil or Portugal.
Italy is old as sin and don't have any legitimate scoring threats. Still, they're going to pummel the shit out of these teams. Not because they are good, but because their competition is shit. Paraguay is its most difficult match-up. Paraguay? Fucking really? Why don't we just truck eleven special Olympians out there and see how they fare? All asshole comments aside, Italy is going to roll. No analysis needed.
Second place is going to a tight race between Slovakia and Paraguay....a very tight race which absolutely nobody cares about so I'm not even going to break this down. Paraguay will finish second by default.
Oh yeah, New Zealand qualified and is in this group too. There, I'm done.
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yep, this group is super lame. good thing you jazzed it up with another girl in a skimpy outfit. Aren't the Frenchies the cheese eaters? Italians just want spaghetti all day every day. And pizza.
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