"I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything," Hall said. "It felt really good to send those guys home."
Full recap here.
He goes on to say that a Utah fan spilled beer on his family and probably shouted nasty things like "Your son is a little bitch" or "Max Hall is Utah's MVP" after he threw five picks in last year's Holy War.
With the exception being the beer dousing, it all seems warranted to me. Max Hall did suck in that game. He sucked giant penises (or is it penisi?).
Before he gets his little garments in a wad though, he needs to check himself and realize that it was one or two Utah fans that slighted him and his family. It's not like Whit and Co. told the fan base to verbally and quite literally shit on Hall's existence.
Fans are fans, plain and simple. Some are cordial, some are assholes. Some shake hands, some fight. Some loosen their inhibitions with cocktails, some tithe.
Athletes are supposed to be above that bickering and pander, but the Brethren just don't seem to get it.
You may remember two years ago when Austin Collie said something along the lines of 'We do everything right every day and when you do that God will reward you.'
Riigggghhhht.
There are no graceful wins in the Cougar Country, are there? There are no Brian Johnsons or Eric Weddles to say the other team played a good game or gave a valiant effort. Just a bunch of overgrown 25-year-old assholes.
I hope I see Max Hall in public sometime soon. I'd love to give him a golden (beer) shower of my own.
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agreed, certifiable douchiness. love the pic, codpiece.
Utah fans are being such whiny bitches about this I'm actually defending BYU. That's 3 of the last 4 for the Cougs.
Of course you'd root for the asshats Jer. You're the heel. That's what we've come to know and love. We may as well slap the NWO black and white on you.
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