BCS picks

Thank you, Iowa. Get Penn St. outta the damn national title hunt. When the Bucky Badgers are having this bad a year, no one in the Big Ten deserves to be in the title game. Especially with the eggs Ohio State laid the past two years. Now we need Oklahoma to knock off Texas Tech next week and Alabama to lose a couple, cause the Tide really haven't beaten anyone. Seriously, its best win is against LSU last week in Death Valley. The next best are against Georgia and Clemson, two teams that were supposed to be The Shit coming into the season, but have failed to do shit.

Here are the weekly BCS nuggets:

National title game: Florida vs. Oklahoma

It's the title game everyone wants to see. Well, at least this guy. Give it up. Given, Okahoma has a couple big ones left, against Texas Tech and then in the Big 12 title game. If they lose that one then we've got a certified goat rodeo. Meanwhile, Florida is looking great, and it'll be great to see them kill 'Bama in the SEC title game.
Florida 34, Oklahoma 31

Fiesta Bowl: Texas Tech vs. Utah
The Fiesta Bowl has the first pick after everyone fills their No. 1 slots. So why pick Utah? Proximity doesn't hurt, as the Utes showed they could travel well in '04. Texas is out because they wouldn't want an All-Big 12 matchup. That leaves Ohio State as perhaps the top candidate, since they won't want to pick the shit-ass Big East rep. Utes, Buckeyes. Buckeyes, Utes. Yeah, probably not gonna happen, but what the hell. Dance for me.
Texas Tech 42, Utah 17



Sugar Bowl: Alabama vs. Texas
Three teams from the Big 12? Is that even legal with just five BCS games? I have no idea, but if it isn't, it should be. This would be a much better matchup than a potential Alabama matchup vs. Georgia, Boise State, Ohio State or any of the other crap out there. Let's make it happen. It'll be Texas' statement blowout.
Texas 38, Alabama 22

Rose Bowl: USC vs. Penn State
The Grandaddy of Them All gets their coveted Pac-10 vs. Big Ten matchup. Thanks Penn State. Actually, it projects to be one of the better bowl games, so good for them. Still, the Trojans would have too much firepower for Penn State and the Big Ten would once again end the season in shame.
USC 31, Penn State 17

Orange Bowl: Wake Forest vs. Cincinnati
The ACC champ is guaranteed to play here, against basically the last pick of the BCS process, so the Orange Bowl is officially fucked. Surprise, cockfags. So you've got two teams that nobody gives a shit about in a bowl that otherwise could serve a purpose for two solid teams: Ohio State vs. Boise State? Georgia-Ball State? Any combo that lies therein. Lots of possibles. But instead, shit.
Wake Forest 33, Cincinnati 27



Playoffs (if such a thing existed)

1- Oklahoma
8- Cincinnati

4- Alabama
5- Penn St.

3- USC
6- Utah

2- Florida
7- North Carolina

Semis

1-Oklahoma
4-Alabama

3-USC
2-Florida

Finals

1-Alabama
3-Florida

Champ

Florida