Wednesday, May 7, 2008

MVP time

All right bitches, listen up. Kobe getting the MVP is crap. I don't question that he's a great player, just not worthy of the MVP, because he's not the most valuable player. He's a selfish whiny bitch, albeit a very good one. But seriously, give the MVP to Derek Fisher or Pau Gasol or someone that deserves it. Or one of these other leading candidates:

Chris Paul


I mean really, who had the Hornets where they're at before the season? To me this MVP award is a no-contest. CP3 is quicker than any PG out there and gets to where he wants. Plus, we saw him at the Jimmy Kimmel show. No, I don't think they'll beat the Spurs, even with a 2-0 lead. But give the guy some credit. They were the No. 1 seed in the West for a good chunk of the season -- the Hornets. The best division in basketball, and this team that nobody gave 3 shits about was leading the conference. And they'd be the Grizzlies without him.

KG/Ray Allen/Paul Pierce


It's a three-way. Split it up 3 ways because KG is just like Kobe -- he couldn't do it alone so he had to go out and get a lot of help. OK, so in this case he was traded to Boston for a roll of fold-up chairs. But consider just 2 of the 3 ... if Pierce was traded to the T-wolves before the season, would they be as good? Think not. Allen with Pierce on the C's? No good. They need all 3 to be worth a damn, and that's a little pathetic.

Dwight Howard


If you're going off numbers or simply the wow factor, here's your guy. He puts up 20/20s like he's taking out the trash. Call him the young Moses Malone. And remember, some people gave the Magic shit for taking him over Emeka "I sprained my pussy and so I can't play" Okafor. They should've just given him the MVP award for the world after the dunk contest.

Manu Ginobili


He's the best player on the best team. Give him the MVP to go along with the Sixth Man award. Hell, give him the Comeback Player of the Year Award and Coach of the Year award to go with his Flopper of the Year championship belt, which has his name engraved because there's no way that anyone else will hold the title as long as he's in the league.

LeBron James


Guess I have to throw him in here too. Ehh, I don't get enough help. Ehh, I have to do it myself and lead the league in scoring and dunk it with my elbows. There's no doubt LeBron is the best player in the game, but if you can get your team better than a 4 seed in the shitbox East, that's just not gonna do it.

3 comments:

Robagger said...

Hey guys, not all of the comments at once. Dicks.

Coco Beware said...

Ro, I see where your coming from, but I still think Kobe deserved it. All of Kobe's naysayers always said he was unbelievably talented, but just couldn't lead his team to be one of the best in the west. That argument isn't exactly valid anymore.
I'm sure 1,000 people have made this point, but there really needs to be a clear cut MVP definition before too much bitching happens. Right now, it's blurry as fuck. Is it the best player in the league (LeBron or Kobe)? The guy who elevates his team most (Chris Paul)? Or is it just the best player on the best team (ala KG, Paul Pierce)? That being said, I'm giving the MVP to Ramon Sessions. When he played, he elevated his team's play and put up those freakish 20-20 numbers you keep talking about.

douche-lord said...

Kobe is a fuck-face. Don't listen to Kobe because the Lakers were 500 in games without Gasol or Bynum.

I went with:

Paul
Kobe
LeBron
Howard

I agree with your logic on K.G. If he was that good, then maybe the T-Wolves wouldn't have traded his wrinkled old ass. I had him 8th.