As if we didn't need another reason to love the Ocho. I gotta get one of these, preferably the black one. What's that? There's a website where I can order it right now. Sweet.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Of course Chad Ochocinco wears a cock towel
Why wouldn't he. Seriously. Here's the visual evidence:
As if we didn't need another reason to love the Ocho. I gotta get one of these, preferably the black one. What's that? There's a website where I can order it right now. Sweet.
As if we didn't need another reason to love the Ocho. I gotta get one of these, preferably the black one. What's that? There's a website where I can order it right now. Sweet.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
K-Swiss Shoes Are Fucking In, You're Fucking Out
Kenny Powers teamed up with K-Swiss to provide the most bad ass shoe commercial in the history of the world. Thoughts below the jump...
There's lame run-of-the-mill marketing and then there's cutting-edge, 'You will buy our motherfucking product' marketing. This is definitely the latter.
I have never bought a pair of K-Swiss shoes in my life. Their old marketing campaigns always made the shoes look kinda pompous and faggy, with a blond-haired, blue-eyed jock jogging around in a circle like a ferry with a pair of white kicks singing some song about 'My K-Swiss'. But this ad flips the script.
When I first heard McBride was going to do a couple commercials for the shoe company, I kind of assumed we would see a watered-down version of Kenny Powers than what we normally get on Eastbound and Down. After all, not too many entities would align themselves or their product with an alcoholic, racist and homophobic -- albeit hilarious -- character on a show that pushes quite a few comedic boundaries. But K-Swiss showed some balls and took a chance.
For that, I'm going to purchase my first pair of K-Swiss Tubes. After all, I wouldn't mind having some sex in all sorts of awesome locations around the globe. The Great Wall of China, Mount Rushmore, a graveyard...lolz.
Kenny Powers Gets Signed By K-Swiss - watch more funny videos
There's lame run-of-the-mill marketing and then there's cutting-edge, 'You will buy our motherfucking product' marketing. This is definitely the latter.
I have never bought a pair of K-Swiss shoes in my life. Their old marketing campaigns always made the shoes look kinda pompous and faggy, with a blond-haired, blue-eyed jock jogging around in a circle like a ferry with a pair of white kicks singing some song about 'My K-Swiss'. But this ad flips the script.
When I first heard McBride was going to do a couple commercials for the shoe company, I kind of assumed we would see a watered-down version of Kenny Powers than what we normally get on Eastbound and Down. After all, not too many entities would align themselves or their product with an alcoholic, racist and homophobic -- albeit hilarious -- character on a show that pushes quite a few comedic boundaries. But K-Swiss showed some balls and took a chance.
For that, I'm going to purchase my first pair of K-Swiss Tubes. After all, I wouldn't mind having some sex in all sorts of awesome locations around the globe. The Great Wall of China, Mount Rushmore, a graveyard...lolz.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Iceland Soccer Team Part Deux
An Iceland soccer team -- UMF Stjarnan Gardabaer for those keeping tabs -- became a viral sensation a week ago when they teamed up for a clever little choreographed goal celebration.
I didn't link to the video then because I thought they could do better. Well...they did.
The video cuts off but I believe the goal scorer, Halldor Orri Björnsson, was setting up to snipe the goalie from midfield. To my knowledge, this would be the first goalie-incorporated celebration in Icelandic soccer history....and I know my Icelandic soccer rather thoroughly.
I didn't link to the video then because I thought they could do better. Well...they did.
The video cuts off but I believe the goal scorer, Halldor Orri Björnsson, was setting up to snipe the goalie from midfield. To my knowledge, this would be the first goalie-incorporated celebration in Icelandic soccer history....and I know my Icelandic soccer rather thoroughly.
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